If you're unfamiliar with "FML" it stands for "F*ck My Life." Those times when something happens to you and you're like, "Sucks to be me" or "Aw crap, really?" There's a whole website devoted to FML moments, where people can share their own. Some are laugh out loud funny. Some are just sad. Here's mine:
I'm walking down the hallway of my building when my elderly neighbor opens her door and says hello to me.
ELDERLY NEIGHBOR: I have some capri pants someone just bought for me that don't fit me. Do you think you might want them?
ME: Maybe. What size are they?
ELDERLY NEIGHBOR: They're a size 22, they'll probably fit you.
ME: Oh, I don't think they'll fit me. They'll be too big.
ELDERLY NEIGHBOR (reaches out and touches my stomach): Are you sure? Even right here? Why don't you take them and try them on?
FML
What?!? F*ck your life? How about F*ck that elderly neighbor? Just because you're old doesn't mean you don't deserve to be cursed out every once in awhile...even if you are trying to be generous.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she was being rude, I think she sincerely thought I could fit a size 22. She even asked me what size I wore, and I told her the truth and she was like "Really? You sure?" It was motivation to start that diet . . .
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