The supermodel Heidi Klum had a baby 6 weeks ago. And last night she was featured at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show looking like she had never given birth and strutting around in lingerie. Headlines from magazines scream at me, reveling in her 6 week weight loss. Heidi says that all she did was use the resistance ball and eat right. Or some bullshit like that.
Heidi Klum is a b*tch. Heidi Klum is ruining EVERYTHING.
All the pregnancy books say, "Relax - it took 9 months to put it on, it'll take 9 months to take it off." But now we have Heidi Klum running around, bragging about how it took her a month and half. How can I live up to that standard?
I'm with you. She certainly skews reality for most women and has men convinced that the average woman can recover in the same way. I suppose the "average" woman can, assuming she has a night nurse, a full time trainer, a personal chef, and an unlimited amount of money to spend. I'm all for getting back in shape, but an overworked, sleep deprived, new mother usually doesn't have time or money for all of that. Tell Heidi to go screw herself.
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